Jugnu : What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a >>> FLY? >>> Harpal : A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO! by Anon

Jugnu Singh got up in the middle of the night to answer the >>> telephone. "Is this one one one one?", says the voice. >>> "No, this is eleven eleven." "Are you sure it isn't one one one one?" >>> "No, this is eleven eleven." >>> "Well, wrong number. I am Harpal calling, sorry to have >>> woken you up on the middle of the night." >>> "That's all right, mister. I had to get up to answer the >>> telephone anyway." by Anon

Vajpayee and Bush are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and >>> asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Vajpayee?". >>> The barman says "Yep, that's them." >>> So the guy walks over and says,"Hello, what are u guys >>> doing?" Bush says, "We're planning world war 3" >>> Guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?" >>> Vajpayee says, "Well, we're going to kill 14 million >>> Pakistanis and one bicycle repairman." >>> The guy exclaimed, "A bicycle repairman!!! Why? >>> Vajpayee turns to Bush and says, " See, I told you no-one >>> would worry about the 14 million Pakistanis!" by Anon